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Chapter 60: To the Labyrinth! (6)
The fifth floor of the Infinite Labyrinth.
As the miners swung away at Obelisk, I realised this was our limit.
Beep. Beep.
The large magic stone set in the chest of the living armour began glowing.
[Unfortunately, I think this is as far as we can get with the magic stones we prepared.]
“Aww…”
Everyone let out a collective sigh.
[You could go on without me, but it’s not something I’d recommend.]
There were rapists even on the first floor of the Labyrinth. Knowing it’s only going to get worse from here on out, they’ll need me to handle these situations. After all, I’m the brains of the entire operation.
[We gathered some magic stones on our way down to the fifth floor, and we’ve got to confirm a few things we were unsure about. Next time, we can either equip a stronger magic stone or leave a living armour here to act as a relay.]
We’ve certainly made great progress in our first venture.
[We got to see what kind of a place the Labyrinth is with our own eyes, and we even took care of some trash in the process. What do you think, Captain? Would you like to go farther down?]
“Hmm…”
Laura seemed like she wanted more out of her first adventure, but decided against it. She looked up at me, smiling.
“I want to travel with you, Horn E. Mann. I really think we need him. What do you all think?”
“It’s a great achievement to reach the fifth floor as a new party. We’ll plan to reach the tenth floor, or even farther down, next time. What do you think, Serika?”
“Hmm…”
Serika blankly stared at me for a moment, then turned her head.
“A drink sounds good right about now…”
I noticed Laura glancing over at Serika, but Serika’s eyes remained staring outside of the tent.
[Great job on reaching the fifth floor, everyone. Let’s head back up now…]
“Ahhh!”
A sudden scream nearby.
The party instantly got ready for battle.
“What’s going on?”
“Obelisk! It’s…!”
“Obelisk’s got an erection!”
The miners freaked out and recoiled from Obelisk as it mutated into its new form.
“I’ve never seen…”
[It’s raging.]
I’ve seen it before.
The dark surface of Obelisk began transforming into a grotesque hunk of flesh.
“It’s very rare for a monster to rage on the fifth floor.”
[Something extraordinary might be causing it.]
It’s possible the Labyrinth has sensed my mana.
“Isn’t that dangerous?”
[It is.]
Crack
The surface of Obelisk began cracking. The way the crack crawled up the shaft of the monster, exposing its pink flesh underneath, reminded me of something.
“That looks a lot like a...”
[Penis.]
Obelisk transformed into a massive penis.
The devs called Obelisk a giant mushroom. They had to have been a bunch of perverts. Why else would they have designed a raging boss like that?
“What should we do? I really don’t want anything to do with it…”
“It’s fine. This is as bad as it gets for Obelisk on this floor.”
“How much worse does it get deeper down?”
“Umm…”
Yurdias and Serika frowned in unison.
“They sometimes have rippling veins, or even… metallic piercings…”
“Ew.”
Laura was thoroughly disgusted.
Seeing Laura openly show disgust somehow made me horny.
[Captain.]
“Yes?”
Seeing her face light up instantly when I call her name makes me rock hard.
“Eek! Your sexual energy has gotten stronger!”
As Astarote panicked with my cock in her hand, the signal to my living armour became stronger.
I see… I send a stronger signal to my armour if I’m aroused.
[If we walk away, the miners will be hurt, which means they won’t be able to make as much money.]
“What happens then…?”
[The Scion will have to work harder to make up for the reduced income from taxes. That means more office work.]
“More office work…? No!” Laura screamed.
Louie Permarten’s office hours are purely dedicated to his work. No matter how much Laura tempts him, she knows she won’t be able to distract him.
[If we let Obelisk rage, he’ll have to fill out five extra pages of paperwork per day…]
That means there’s less time for the Scion to fuck Laura!
“Argh!”
Laura immediately grabbed her weapon.
Her bow was ready to unleash arrows at any moment as the rest of the party prepared themselves for a battle.
[Thankfully, we’re the only ones in the area. Let’s finish this before anyone warps up here from the sixth floor.]
“Heh…”
Serika unsheathed her sword.
“It always feels nice to slash my enemies… Even if it is as disgusting as that thing.”
A sharp aura coated her blade.
I can’t forget that she’s one of the best swordsmen in the world. She can control her aura at will.
[Laura, you’ll attack first and provide cover fire for the party. Yurdias, you’ll focus on parrying the enemy’s ranged attacks. Serika… you can do whatever you want.]
No matter how great she is, I’m the one who gives orders.
I could tell they didn’t expect this level of expertise out of me by the surprise in their eyes.
I mean, all they’ve ever seen me doing is sit around wielding my cock like a weapon, yet I’m controlling this battle like a real commander.
I may not look like it, but I’ve cleared the 100th floor with Louie without a single death.
[This’ll work.]
I found a useful weapon shattered on the ground.
[This is a legendary weapon.]
“Really? Is it that powerful?”
[It is.]
Any weapon will become legendary in my hands.
I raised the pickaxe over my head.
[Orders, Captain?]
Laura took a deep breath and pulled back the string of her bow.
“We’ll destroy the raging Obelisk! Knight order, attack!”
[Ahhhhh!]
I sprinted forward with the pickaxe.
[Time to farm gold!]
Raging Obelisk, you’re nothing but a cash cow!
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Same time, Permarten Castle.
“Countess! There’s an abnormality on the fifth floor of the Labyrinth!”
“What?”
Jennis sprang up in the middle of her nude massage.
“Raging on the fifth floor? Are you sure it isn’t the 50th floor?”
“Yes, I’m certain!”
“Let me see… It seems to be under control now. Any casualties?”
“There are none. The miners escaped, leaving only adventurers behind.”
“I see.”
Jennis made sure to fully display her annoyance to the rest of the room.
“Who would've thought something like that could happen on the fifth floor? Have you contacted the Adventurer’s Guild?”
“I just did. They’ll form a party soon.”
“Good. I’ll tell the Scion.”
Jennis quickened her pace to the Scion’s office.
“Excuse me, Countess, the Scion has ordered me not to let anyone in—”
“Move, Amy. This is important.”
“But the Scion ordered me not to—”
“A monster has started raging in the Infinite Labyrinth.”
“I understand…”
Creak.
Jennis opened the door.
“Scion, something terrible—”
“Mother?”
“Ahh… Haa…”
Louie was focused on the images from a crystal orb with his hands fixed on the golem controller…
With a wizard on his lap…
“Will you lend me a hand to keep me focused?”
“Doing what?”
“We’re attacking a raging monster on the fifth floor, but the signal’s cutting out because Astarote’s gotten too tired.”
“So?”
Jennis couldn’t understand what was going on, although Astarote did seem quite fatigued.
“You need to help us, Mother.”
Louie…
“Could you sit down beside me and stroke my cock?”
“What?”
Demanded a handjob…
“This is critical! Give me a handjob right now!”
From his mother…
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